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I know this is a colloquial British greeting (http://barryoneoff.co.uk/html/the_cockneys.html). I also realize that there is nothing sexual about it. Yet the context in which I have it, and have to work with, is sexual. It's one male sperm saying hi to another. So in my context it is a pun and refers to a cock and what it produces. I need to find a good Russian equivalent that would retain the sexual connotation, but still be decent. Banging my head against the wall... Any suggestion would be much appreciated. Maybe something from блатного жаргона? Thank you!