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Trudy Peters
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Feb 6, 2004

A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
Here's the first of a series which appeared this morning:

I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

On the front: 60 IS NOT OLD.
On the back: IF YOU'RE A TREE.

I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING
LOT.

MY REALITY... See more
A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
Here's the first of a series which appeared this morning:

I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

On the front: 60 IS NOT OLD.
On the back: IF YOU'RE A TREE.

I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING
LOT.

MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

LIFE IS SHORT... MAKE FUN OF IT.

I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILING PROBLEM.

I NEED SOMEBODY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?

PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM
YOUR CAR.

I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.

IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.

WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE" I WASH MY MOUTH OUT
WITH CHOCOLATE.

CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.

LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE
TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.

MY WIFE COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS---LOTS OF INSTRUCTIONS ▲ Collapse
 
Pamela Peralta
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my favorite ones Feb 6, 2004


AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.

IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE" I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.

CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.


Pamela

[Edited at 2004-02-06 03:45]
 
Monika Coulson
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Ha-ha-ha Feb 6, 2004

In my opinion, this was the funniest:

WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

Thanks for the laugh,
Monika
 
Rosa Maria Duenas Rios (X)
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Here is another one Feb 6, 2004

"Having your dreams fulfilled is far more therapeutic than having them analyzed."
 
Christine Healy-Rendel (X)
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ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILING PROBLEM Feb 6, 2004

How true - I live in Annapolis...
 
Pernille Chapman
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Local time: 09:52
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A couple more... Feb 6, 2004

The liver is evil. I must punish the liver.
(A great favourite in Scotland)

And here's one my husband wears when the rest of us need reminding:

I do only what my RICE CRISPIES tell me!
 
CELC Inc
CELC Inc
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If you've ever doubted the world needed us... Feb 7, 2004

The primarily Japanese-English specific,

http://www.engrish.com/

brings a half-smile to my face every time. The other half is too busy crying...
 


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